[Sqwonk]

Episode 1

The party is called in and given a mission to go to Scuttelcove in the Lhazar principalities. An agent, under cover in the Crimson Fleet (piarates) - while stopping off in Scuttlecove - had heard a rumour that something big and dastardly was going to happen soon and The Poryphor House was involved. (They message had been sent a few days ago.)

Scuttlecove is a pirate town gone bad. The Holy Triad are the main "rulers", but it is mainly "might makes right".
The Poryphor House is a brothel - of the "anything for the right price" variety.

The Citadel is able to purchase teleportation tickets - but can only get the team a few days from Scuttlecove. After porting, the team finds Medium Town in a shambles. They eventually discover the Ass Beast (TM) and kill it in it's lair in a crashed boat. It looks like a mix of an Otyugh and a Hydra - with 6 heads and a stink that can nausify 50 ft away.

What do you think the corpse smells like?

The team determines that the beast busted out of the boat's hold. Inside the wreck of The Siren's Teat they find some gps, +2 flaming dagger, Wand of CMW (26 charges)- some larger gold coins with the dagger in skull insignia of the Crimson Fleet.
Also 3 beakers of non magical red liquid.

They are able to discern from the waterlogged Cpt. Trents journal.
That they found a pretty girl stow-away and the Cpt. and crew did some un-nice things to her. The Cpt. also notes that she looks familier- maybe a Poryphor house girl.
There is another entry talking about picking up a delivey from an alchemist and that bringing it to the Porpyphor House matron he would get a week of freebies.

The team gets a boat to Scuttlecove and get the Adventurer Suite at the Red Raven Inn.
They meet a merchant couple and 2 young poser-pirates at the bar.
Jogni reads their minds - Both of the posers had been to the PH.
1- 'The statues huge breasts were nice, but other things made him feel inadequate."

The next morning the team is jumped by a gang of red-eyes fey wearing leather armor with tails. Very stylish
The fey were not quite spry enough.

[Barendd Nobeard]

LOL. Not quite spry enough, indeed!